1. The depth at which I am currently swimming allows little light to filter down from above.
2. I think Tuesday is winning.
3. Do you feel a little regretful or sad when you have to finally, finally throw out some very worn underwear, maybe the ones with too many holes? Me neither.
I am not convinced it is Tuesday.
I have a beagle. He is completely bonkers.
Slightly related: beer is cheaper when purchased in cases.
When I was younger, I never had a clear idea of what I wanted to be when I grew up. I still don’t.
1. Apparently, it’s Tuesday. MMSE trouble, here I come.
2. I always put my jeans on right leg first, but if I’m wearing board shorts, it’s left leg first.
3. There was a time, before twist off caps, that I could open a beer bottle with a pancake flipper. And I frequently did.
4. In a related item, I am too cheap to buy a bottle opener.
5. There is no #5…
You know how it is: champagne tastes on a beer budget… Let’s be fair: I am cheap. Tuesday is cheap haircut day at the local haircutter’s, where I can save six dollars and get a haircut for $10. It boggles my mind that people pay $50, $60 and beyond for a haircut. But that’s just me. So, can you guess where I’m headed later today?
from The BaffledCast
Is it Tuesday again?
I will always hold a door open for a lady. If I ever come across a gentleman, I will hold the door open for him too.
I don’t have a ‘sleep pattern’ as such. I am simply engaged in an ongoing series of naps, with some being longer than others.
The healthcare available in America is some of the best in the world. Accessing that healthcare in a timely and affordable way is more of a challenge than one might think.
I did not attend a single Major League baseball game last season. My local team was out of playoff contention by June.
I laugh at something every day. Usually it is myself.
Cancer sucks. It’s a fact.
Every time I read or hear someone say “turnkey” (as in “a turnkey business”), my brain registers it as “turkey”. Every time.
I hate wearing socks.
Sean Connery was the best James Bond.
I am a baffled observer of the world around us; a satirist, poet, editor and researcher; a food pornographer; an ambitious but average drummer with a penchant for tabloid headlines, from H-Town, Texas, of course. Life-long dream: swim with the sharks.
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