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I took a life today. I had to, before it took mine. In the car this morning on the way in, what should pop up next to me on the window but a large - no, very large - spider. It was a jumping spider, as it happens. It was a big one, starting to spin a web inside my car.

I know, I know, we probably could have co-existed peacefully for as long as it would take me to get off the Interstate and park and “shoo” it out of the car. It wasn’t to be, though. I really had little to fear, I suppose, other than the prospect of the spider jumping leaping from the window onto me whilst I negotiate a busy freeway at slightly more than the posted speed limit. So, that empty water bottle that had been rolling around on the floor driving me crazy for weeks came in handy after all. The alien monster was dispatched and I survived to fight another day.

Now, I need some wipes to clean the window…

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Giant Spider Haiku

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at Los Alamos / things are getting out of hand / giant spiders, man!

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Oven-Baked Tarantula
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Oven-Baked Tarantula

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Does it signify anything if a dead spider falls out of one’s keyboard?

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Esta araña se encuentra a la noche almohada. Dulces sueños …
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Esta araña se encuentra a la noche almohada. Dulces sueños …

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dendroica:

Black and Yellow Garden Spider (by U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service Northeast Region)

As fascinating as these are (and they are quite fascinating), I must confess to being in the camp to whom they give the creeps…
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dendroica:

Black and Yellow Garden Spider (by U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service Northeast Region)

As fascinating as these are (and they are quite fascinating), I must confess to being in the camp to whom they give the creeps…

(via silas216)

Source: Flickr / usfwsnortheast

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Have You Heard The One About The Seven-Legged Spider?

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marazmatique:

bitchofdarkness:

This is a wolf spider. The mother carries the babies on her back and kills for them and they eat whatever she gets. They are every where here. :p

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!
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marazmatique:

bitchofdarkness:

This is a wolf spider. The mother carries the babies on her back and kills for them and they eat whatever she gets. They are every where here. :p

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!

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Truthful Tuesday

I abhor spiders, especially those in close proximity to me. I will go through an otherwise unnecessary carwash in order to get rid of any spiders on the car…

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I just killed a spider. Now its extended family are going to crawl into my mouth and nose and ears tonight while I sleep and do whatever it is that spiders do in there…if I go to sleep.

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Spiders… It was always spiders…
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Spiders… It was always spiders…

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spiders all over

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“Welcome to New Mexico, The Land of…Giant Fucking Spiders!!!”
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“Welcome to New Mexico, The Land of…Giant Fucking Spiders!!!”

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The Spider Rumor (via racingtowardsthesun)

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gilbertmusings:

The Invisible Hair Suit - The spider rumor
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The Spider Rumor (via racingtowardsthesun)

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gilbertmusings:

The Invisible Hair Suit - The spider rumor

Source: invisiblehairsuit.com

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