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Wot?

too many stray thoughts / yield a strong lack of focus / blue thermometer

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  • 9 months ago
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Late Night Haiku

there is the cursor /

unmoving, blinking at me /

preventing haiku

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  • 9 months ago
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each day long and grey /
now, an incurable drunk /
peers from the mirror

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  • 10 months ago
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if I had a buck / for each time you said “thank you” / I’d have three dollars
haïku sur la vie par @baffled (via snarksheet)
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  • 11 months ago > snarksheet
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he just sits and stares /
into the middle distance /
no longer human

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  • 11 months ago
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View Separately
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  • 1 year ago
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five jade strawberries? /
that doesn’t make any sense /
are you high again?
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  • 1 year ago
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there’s a mosquito /
buzzing around my bedroom /
driving me insane

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  • 1 year ago
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an ant crawled across /

my sunglasses yesterday /

freaking me right out

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  • 1 year ago
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the real question is /
is whether rip-roaring drunk /
is two words or three
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  • 1 year ago
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she met her lover /
by the fish processing plant /
and fell out of love
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  • 1 year ago > snarksheet
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my plans unfold with
inexcusable slowness
she’s drifting away
Is It Sufi? … par @baffled (via snarksheet)
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  • 1 year ago > snarksheet
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It’s a tough thing, Valentine’s Day, trying to come up with just the right turn of phrase for that special haiku… I tried. I really did. I struggled valiantly, but I couldn’t come up with anything romantic, so I thought I would share this one with you:

he found out too late / the vindaloo so fiery / the toilet broken

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  • 1 year ago
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a wee bit addled /

I’ve written no poems today /

indigo waffle

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  • 1 year ago
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Silent

the gargoyles looked on /

raising no alarm as the /

beast crept o’er the wall

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  • 1 year ago
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I am a baffled observer of the world around us; a satirist, poet, editor and researcher; a food pornographer; an ambitious but average drummer with a penchant for tabloid headlines, from H-Town, Texas, of course. Life-long dream: swim with the sharks.

These are my collected ramblings; an online compendium of utter nonsense, comprising art, culture, poetry, photography, technology and the newsworthy, arcane and inane.

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