Fifty Shades of Grey
narrated by Gilbert Gottfried
….dying laughing
i will never be able to read this book now
I don’t even know what to say. Please, everyone who stumbles by my page, stop what you are doing and watch this. Watch this now. Amazing.
omg i’m crying ahahaha
CLIT-ORRRR-IS
this is genius
Goodnight, sports fans…
(via capesandspace)
Source: nerdnawesome
God put dinosaur fossils here to test our faith!” … I think God put you here to test my faith, dude. Does that bother anybody else, the idea that God might be fucking with our heads? I have trouble sleeping with that knowledge, some prankster god runnin’ around, “We’ll see who believes in me now.
I am a baffled observer of the world around us; a satirist, poet, editor and researcher; a food pornographer; an ambitious but average drummer with a penchant for tabloid headlines, from H-Town, Texas, of course. Life-long dream: swim with the sharks.
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