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My first advice is to listen to reason when they formulate their positions....
– Russian President Dmitry Medvedev, offering election advice to Mitt Romney and the rest of the Republican field. (via theatlantic)
Medvedev also noted that Romney’s comments were “very reminiscent of Hollywood.” Ouch.
(via dendroica)
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listening to "Payolas - Jukebox" →
Couldn’t stand the bullshit….
As he sailed into middle age, Colin had taken to reminiscing openly about days gone by, and so it was that when remembering his high school drinking exploits he declared, “I loved the feel of a stubby in my hand.”
His friends hadn’t figured out the context, and because they had a collective social age of about twelve, they fell about laughing and making suggestive gestures with...
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So, I guess skateboarding with the dog may not have been the cleverest thing I’ve ever done… It seemed like a cool idea at the time…
I’ll just leave it there.
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Him: "I have to wash my hands! I have to wash my hands!"
Her: "What?"
Him: "I've been out in public. And public is disgusting."
Her: " ... "
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