March 2012
February 2012
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The First: "They say you're getting old when you have to wear glasses to watch porn."
The Second: "Bring it on!"
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The More You Know
Texas Toothpick: (noun) slang for raccoon penis bone. Also known asĀ “love bone,” “pecker bone” “coon dong” “possum prick” “mountain man toothpick”.
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Late Night Food Porn: Red Velvet S'mores Brownies
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Late Night Food Porn: Peach-Rhubarb Crisp
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five jade strawberries? /
that doesn’t make any sense /
are you high...
– @baffled
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Goodnight, cruel world…
angel investor: (noun) A tech industry or self-improvement nob with more money than you. A lot more.
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Late Night Food Porn - Chocolate Mint Cookies
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there’s a mosquito /
buzzing around my bedroom /
driving me insane
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How Do You Get Pink Eye?
laughingsquid:
How Do You Get Pink Eye?
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