October 2011
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September 2011
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Good Morning From Texas
Good morning to you from South Texas. Not a cloud in the - wait…
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“Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure...”
– William Gibson (via raccoonology)
I did not kill a turtle this morning.
Let me know if you would like some context.
You know you're in trouble when...
…your child looks at you and says “Daddy, are these organic?”
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Good Night Now
Fellow 1: "She is a young woman of some considerable experience."
Fellow 2: "What do you mean?"
Fellow 1: "She has been...in a number of relationships."
Fellow 2: "You mean she's the village bike?"
Fellow 1: "I'm afraid so."
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Fellow 1: "I think she really likes me."
Fellow 2: "What gives you that idea?"
Fellow 1: "Did you see the way she looked at me before she told me to fuck off?"
Some People
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I don’t know what is wrong with me: whenever I pass by the Hunan Delight Chinese Restaurant, I read the sign as “Human Delight”…
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say what?: FUCK LAWYERS →
writewendy:
I hate lawyers. I hate all lawyers. Wanna know why? Because lawyers are trained to twist words in order to bend rules. It’s a skill-set. And it’s a necessary one. Unfortunately.
But, boiled down, these twists (or exceptions to exceptions to exceptions) eventually get so…
Ah, Dick the butcher rides again… Hate is a pretty strong emotion…
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Sweet words from the youngest offspring: “Would you please hand me that Calvin and Hobbes book over there?”
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