October 2009
September 2009
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Self-portrait
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“…and those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who couldn’t...”
– Friedrich Nietzsche (via inmyskin) (via alwaysmemberneverforget)
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Empire State Building Turns Red-Yellow for China’s 60th - http://ow.ly/rMcJ
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Port - A - Pint
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Jetty
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Truism
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Subject Unknown
Construction Worker A: "Mine's too big."
Construction Worker B: "I can't find mine half the time."
Construction Worker C: "I don't even have one."
Welcome to Hell
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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life. Unless I buy something.
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Today’s Haiku Challenge: any haiku you like, as long as it has the word ‘immense’ in it…. haikuchallenge
Grape-y
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Kappa
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Sit Down
First, they tell you to sit down There is news: the results are back from the lab Sitting down doesn’t help Your blood pressure goes through the roof The tiny room filled by the latest in Austrian medical tables spins Then they are talking about tumor types and blood counts You are thinking of your kids And your brain screams SHIT! but you never say it until you get outside to your...
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Spanish Banks
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Hoe To Get Ahead In Advertising
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Are You?
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Hyphen
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Krispy Kreme Mitosis
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Unconvinced
The moon was full, obscured from time to time as clouds drifted past. The two men stood on the hilltop as the creature came towards them. “What an extraordinary animal!” declared Jenkins. “Here it comes.” Wickham turned away, unconvinced. “If that’s a werewolf, I’ll eat…” Posted via web from get @baffled | Comment »
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The Great White Shark Song
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October
Looking into her eyes he realized she didn’t know him anymore. She didn’t know anyone anymore. Not really. Oh, she had many friends, people who existed only in her imagination. They had been married for forty-two years, and now, she was lost to him. And he didn’t know what to do.
Try as he might, he just could not get through to her anymore. It wasn’t as if he...
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Native Texan
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Drone
He had always regarded Gerald as a bit of an insufferable bore. No matter how hard he tried, he kept drawing him in the squash ladder at the club. Here he was again, droning on and on: “You wouldn’t believe what happened the other day, mate. What a disappointment! I paid for a “full” massage, you know, “full”..? They gave me a hairy Bulgarian chiropractor and...
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Convenience
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Shark Story
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Esmerelda & Keith
Pledging yourself to any particular religion is no more or less weird than choosing to believe that the world is rhombus-shaped, and borne through the cosmos in the pincers two enormous green lobsters called Esmerelda and Keith…. — Andrew Mueller, Independent on Sunday, 2 April 2006, Sunday Review Section, 12-16. Posted via web from get baffled | Comment »
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