"And, won’t all your friends be wild with excitement when they see him on your bike, at home, school or anywhere. Think what fun you can have with the girls too."
Genuine Stuffed Alligator. Printed in Adventures into the Unknown, January 1959.
I am a baffled observer of the world around us; a satirist, poet, editor and researcher; a food pornographer; an ambitious but average drummer with a penchant for tabloid headlines, from H-Town, Texas, of course. Life-long dream: swim with the sharks.
These are my collected ramblings; an online compendium of utter nonsense, comprising art, culture, poetry, photography, technology and the newsworthy, arcane and inane.
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